- Don’t Be a Lolcow: Keep your drama offline or you’ll get milked dry by the internet’s vultures. Self-awareness is your only defence.
- Lurk Before You Post: NewMembers who spew garbage without reading the room get laughed out. Study the board, learn the lingo, or stay silent.
- Receipts or GTFO: No proof, no respect. If you’re calling someone out, bring screenshots, archives, or it’s just hot air.
- No Whiteknighting: Defending some e-celeb or random nobody makes you look like a simp. Let them fight their own battles or crash and burn.
- Dox Yourself, You’re Done: Overshare your personal shit and you’re begging for trouble. Keep your IRL cards close, dumbass.
- Shitpost with Purpose: Memes are king, but if your post is just noise, you’re wasting everyone’s time. Make it clever or don’t bother.
- No Normie Nonsense: Leave your TikTok trends and Reddit-tier takes at the door. This ain’t the place for mainstream drivel.
- Respect the OldMembers: They’ve been in the trenches longer than you. Listen when they talk, even if they’re salty pricks.
- Own Your Ls: Got caught being a moron? Take the heat, learn, and move on. Whining just makes the pile-on worse.