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The Ultimate Expose
Administrator
Staff member
registered LolCow Pursuer Contributor Administrator
Joined
Oct 9, 2025
Messages
70
  • Don’t Be a Lolcow: Keep your drama offline or you’ll get milked dry by the internet’s vultures. Self-awareness is your only defence.
  • Lurk Before You Post: NewMembers who spew garbage without reading the room get laughed out. Study the board, learn the lingo, or stay silent.
  • Receipts or GTFO: No proof, no respect. If you’re calling someone out, bring screenshots, archives, or it’s just hot air.
  • No Whiteknighting: Defending some e-celeb or random nobody makes you look like a simp. Let them fight their own battles or crash and burn.
  • Dox Yourself, You’re Done: Overshare your personal shit and you’re begging for trouble. Keep your IRL cards close, dumbass.
  • Shitpost with Purpose: Memes are king, but if your post is just noise, you’re wasting everyone’s time. Make it clever or don’t bother.
  • No Normie Nonsense: Leave your TikTok trends and Reddit-tier takes at the door. This ain’t the place for mainstream drivel.
  • Respect the OldMembers: They’ve been in the trenches longer than you. Listen when they talk, even if they’re salty pricks.
  • Own Your Ls: Got caught being a moron? Take the heat, learn, and move on. Whining just makes the pile-on worse.
 
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